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Thursday, October 29th, 2009
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6:52 pm
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Uh huh. Guess I'm stuck with my weaboo name forever.
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| Monday, October 26th, 2009
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12:17 am - Writer's Block: Yes, offense taken
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Well, what is "homophobic" in this instance? The phrase "That's gay"? Isn't it more offensive to be offended for somebody or on somebody's behalf? Homophobia, along with misogyny and double standards regarding sex and gender annoy me, but what's the use in getting angry and huffy or even saying "YOU OFFEND ME"? It isn't going to change the person's mind or how they feel about the issue. However, if this is a constant battle, a constant element in your relationship with this person, then yes, I would bring it up, seeing as how it can become a real annoyance. Especially if you believe this person is harassing you or a friend on purpose with offhand, casual comments, in a sneaky manner.
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| Friday, August 7th, 2009
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4:05 pm
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Seriously, fuck LJ. I guess you're right. I'm actually REALLY super non-confrontational and people were already staring because of how loudly she was talking. I would've felt bad if I was like "No, remake this" I've never said that to anyone before, they always just..do it. O.O >>Oh Em Gee, people were looking at you. What a horror.
>>>I'll have nightmares tonight, I just know it.
>>MOMMY! Someone glanced at me because they heard TALKING! What do I DOOOOOOOO?
derp derp
Rage. As much as I am supportive of standing up for yourself (especially in regards to receiving a poor product) and all that, it's really really hard to do so if you're meek, timid, or feel vastly inferior to people. Hell, I can't look a fucking Best Buy employee in the eye. Mocking someone because they felt those seas of eyes on them, laughing at them, watching them, and faltering in their stand as a result is truly the mark of a cunt. Oh, LJ. Only you can inspire such rage.
That's right. I went moral fag. THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW. /end of line
current mood: son, i am disappoint
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| Friday, July 24th, 2009
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5:33 pm - Hurp de durp
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Ah, so.
My summer, as always, has been uneventful. Mom has been pressuring me to go out with you fellahs, but, I mean, what would we do? Sitting around watching animu seems to have fizzled out amongst us as an enjoyable past time. It's more of an obligation now lololol.
But seriously, I want Mom to get a job. Which is impossible, since I need the car for school. That's right! I still haven't gotten my license! Hey. I suck at driving. What can I say?
Unless anyone has ideas for a get-together. A FEEEAYSTAAAAH? Manhunt? Bank heist? I'm game.
{okh}
current mood: groggy current music: SACRIFICING TOOOO GOOOOOOD
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| Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
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6:50 pm - Writer's Block: Going Greener
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Put praying mantises on a wheel. Only hippies can hold us back.
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| Sunday, March 8th, 2009
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12:31 am - FILTHIES ASSEMBLE!
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| Sunday, February 1st, 2009
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8:18 pm
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So I had a dream that Dexter was making out with his brother.
Really.
And it was an episode of the show.
Really.
The really mortifying part was that my family was watching it with me.
Just wanted to put that out there.
current mood: anxious
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| Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
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12:21 pm - Writer's Block: Tricky Questions
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| Thursday, December 25th, 2008
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3:47 pm - OH GOD COME ON NO
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| Thursday, December 18th, 2008
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4:16 pm - OH HAHA HA
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| Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
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5:45 pm - Superior version of Twilight
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| Saturday, November 29th, 2008
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9:08 pm - Writer's Block: Little Women
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| Thursday, October 30th, 2008
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11:23 pm
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| Friday, September 12th, 2008
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10:52 pm
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"Didn't Jhonen Vasquez work for these guys? I'm sure he died or quit or went to sleep like most mexican-types tend to do when faced with actual deadlines." ~Anonymous
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| Saturday, September 6th, 2008
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12:31 am
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!1e8PYWL8zo 09/06/08(Sat)00:16 No.14492349 File :1220674581.jpg-(11 KB, 220x154, 1218686998096.jpg)
"I fucking leave for a couple of weeks, and the whole place goes to shit. Aberrations roam the streets, forcing the pathetic masses to gaze upon their horrors and weep. Generally, such suffering would please me, but it really doesn't reflect well on me as a leader. And my problems certainly take precedence over the masses." -From His Lordship's Return Address
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| Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
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6:17 pm - Nnnnnnngh
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| Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
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11:01 pm
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"Well, hugging each other and kissing each other and giving each other handjobs and sucking each other's dicks and putting your fingers in each other's assholes and teasing each other's nipples and fucking each other like animals- those are all just normal things that BFFs do all the time. It's only gay if you say 'I love you'." ~Anonymous
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| Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
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6:01 pm
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!1e8PYWL8zo 08/05/08(Tue)17:34 No.13669835 File :1217972053.jpg-(72 KB, 700x315, 1216008979132.jpg)
"I like to think I'm making the old man proud. Proud enough to forgive patricide? Probably not. Honestly, it really is all about the experience of tapping somebody who can't even feel their lower body." -Excerpt from "My Dearly Departed Father"
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| Monday, August 4th, 2008
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7:49 pm - Awesome Code Geass Vampire Fanfiction
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lelouch woke upp from his dream. euphie had been killed in his dreamed and he didn't know what to do. he had killed her and suzaku had gotten mad at him.
he woke up with tears and stared at his beautiful wife c.c besidess him. he smileed and hugged her, hoping she would never die.
suzaku and euphie were having hot passonite sex in their three story mansion and happy that suzaku got promoted to knight of one.
outside his house though was luciano bradley the vampire. his fangs were shining as he crept up to the house and was ready to kill... | >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:17 No.13642067 and luciano was here. he wore a black shirt and a cape of blood red. his fangs showed at suzaku. suzaku did a spin kick and his head fell off. luciano didn't know what to do with his head off, so he put it back on.
euphie ran away in her naked body and outside the door. luciano ran after her with his large black wings and grabbed her from behind, fucking her in the ass.
"NO! EUPHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!" Suzaku cried, attacking Luciano and goingg for for the action.
"You can't kill the VampirE!" he laughed, kicking Suzaku and then out the window he went. he pit euphie on the neck and she was now a vampire
"yes, my god" said euphie and kissed her new master |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:18 No.13642077 luciano and euphie had now the mansion in their control.
"this shall be our mansion dear euphie"
"yes my lord..."
"and they did not promote me to knight of one! they made suzaku one after gino left and married kallen!" he laughed and licked suzaku's dead body. he and euphie ate it after finding it
"...what do we do now, master?"
"What else do we do dear? i like chaos and death. lelouch li britannia is now the king of the world. if we stop him, i can become the new god.
A WORLD OF VAMPIRES!!!"
"...amazing"
and as that was said, lelouch went,
"...My Geass is tingling.."' |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:18 No.13642083 lelouch awoke and in front of him was euphie's body. her eyes were red and her teeth sunk into his neck. he fell to the ground and was turned into a vampire. luciano laughed and was having sex with c.c. she was screaming and was a vampire as well
the king of the world was here. he laughed and laughed and laughed.
"THE WORLD IS MINE! I AM THE KING!!!!!!!" he laughd the vampire did and then went over to euphie and kissed her on the lips. they slowly started to look at the new recruits and got hungry.
they went to c.c and started eating her body. this gave luciano even more power and was now doubly immortal.
"next stop, my dear we go to Gino's house in Germany. we will kill him and kallen and his five kids." |
| >> | <input ... > !!EfXS4vx7K5K 08/04/08(Mon)19:18 No.13642087 >in his dreamed |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:19 No.13642096 Gino was in the backyard and swimming with the kids. he had five kids and they were all named after him and kallen some way. there was gino jr., kalno, ginollen, ginokalleno and then finally simply kallen gino the IV. he smiled at his kids and hugged them.
"DADDY LOOK! WHY MOMMY?!"
gino stared and saw that his mom, kalllen, was getting eaten by luciano, lelouch and euphie. he yelled and got out of the pool to save his wife. this didn't work well as his kids were left alone
lelocuh swept to the right, ate all the kids, and took the youngest to luciano. gino begged for him not to kill him. luciano knew that gino would win one-on-one, so he told him
"kill yourself and we let the kid go"
gino agreed and shot himself through the head and went to meet his wife in heaven. then luciano ate the kid anyways and that was that.
they ate the bodies and the three vampires stalked off.
the whole world seemed dark... |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:19 No.13642108 there were only two hopes
"are you ready?" he asked and stared at his partner loading the gun and putting on his dark sunglasses. hee put on the dark jacket and put the gun insaide the pocket
"vampires? they're dead. gino is dead. my friends are dead." he said and then gave his partner a deep look and then put on the sunglasses as well
they looked at their guns and nodded. this was what they were waiting for. they walked out of the simple black room they stood in and came out in all black. they walked in the dark and strudedd down tghe dark road.
"tonight vampires are gonna get blown up." said the first
"fuck yeah."
they high fived and gave thumbs up
"Ready Clovis?"
"Of course I am Rivalz. Let's rock."
"...TIME TO KILL SOME BITCHES" |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:19 No.13642116 rivalz shot lelouch in the face. he had attacked him and that wasn't good for rivalz. rivalz was alone and clovis took the other side. lelouch had fangs and attakced him on the face.
rivalz laughed and then punched him in the face. he kept shooting led into his old friends face and then laughed. rivalz took offf his sunglasses and said
"lelouch, fuck you."
he shot him again
"i am god"
he shot again
"you took shirley from me"
bang
"milly liked you better"
bang
"who's your god now, lelouch?"
bang
bang
bang
"Yeah, that's right..it's me, bitch."
bang!!!
"Rivalz, mothafucker." |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:20 No.13642133 clovis was alone and then came euphie his sister. he looked at her and then laughed. he watched as she took off her shirt and showed him her tits. he laughed and stared.
clovis wasn't gay, but he wasn't amazed by the sight of tits. they were his sister's and pretty perky but they werent as good as some of him he had seen. she came closer and thought it was working
"hey clovis <3" she said and kissed him on the mouth and tried to bite him. then it happened. the moment he had been waiting for.
"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" CLOVIS YELLED! HE RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND SHOWED OFF HIS PERFECT AND AMAZING BODY WITH THE BEAUTIFUL SPARKLES COMING OFF OF IT LIKE A TRUE GOD HE WAS!
...Euphie stared and orgasmed at that moment and bowed in front of him. he laughed, took out the gun, and put it between her vagina lips. he shot there six times and then kicked her in the face.
"i am prince clovis, bitchcakez."
and then killed her.
he then put on his shirt before someone else died. |
| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:20 No.13642147 clovis and rivalz walked down the roade and loaded their shotguns. luciano was waitng for them and this was the final showdown. he came down and tried to punch rivalz in the face but it didn't work
rivalz broke the vampire's hand with his pinky and then slapped him in the face. he then popped out his razor scooter and smacked the motherfucker in the face with no care at all.
clovis was loading and looked at hismelf in the reflection on his gun. he shot the vampire in the face while rivalz punched in him the stomach
but he was immortal. this wasnt a problem them. rivalz took some parts of his body and clovis took his face.
"hey luciano, im sorry but i dont like vampires. twilight was shit, mothafucker." and rivalz popped a gun in the immortal's face. clovis took half of the body and rivalz took the other. if they put the body parts 1000000 miles from each other under the sea with a safe, he would never come back
"goodbye, my brother"
"goodbye, friend."
rivalz and clovis did a high five and turned. they didn't know if they would ever need to come back to this point again, but they were friends forever.
this was it.
rivalz head to los angeles and married milly finally. they had six kids.
clovis went to england and married anya. they had 40 kids and he became the new king of the world.
luciano was away and never came back.
the world was safe...or was it?
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| >> | <input ... > 08/04/08(Mon)19:21 No.13642167 and the man laughed. they thought itt was over like that? he stood there and laughed a mighty laugh. it was all set up from him from the start. the mansion, the wife he didn't want and everything had come
he laughed and stared at clovis and rivalz good life with their wives and kids. this was all apart of his plan. he laughed at the things that had unravled and how everyone thought he was dead.
he got out of his pool naked and walked to the mirror and stared at himself. he had done this all by himself and created havoc throughout the land.
the vampire hunters were going to get a wake up call. the girls naked behind him all called him to come back, but this is the future in the making.
this was...
"I am Suzaku...and the world is mine!" |
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| Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
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7:50 pm
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08/03/08(Sun)18:48 No.13614405 >>13614389 FUCKING SCIENTIST he found a way to have intercourse without loosing virginity, fucking genius | >> | <input ... > 08/03/08(Sun)18:54 No.13614559 >>13614368 I don't think losing your virginity to a robotic sex doll that you made yourself that only vaguely resembles a human being and more a modem with hydraulic arms and legs counts, no matter how much Lloyd wishes it to. |
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